Inauthenticity in your marketing comes across like vegan meat substitutes

Much better to be YOU — a delicious, inherently vegan Lentil Salad with Garlic and Herbs — than to be an imposter like No-Tuna Tuna Salad or Walnut "Meat" Loaf.


We've been having a lot of SAD during Covid — SAD being the Standard American Diet. Weekly pizza takeout, mac and Velveeta, cereal for dinner on the bad days. Ugh.

I tell myself I care about my health, so I borrowed a new cookbook from the library. It's called The Blue Zones Kitchen by Dan Buettner. It shares recipes and secrets of longevity from 5 regions of the world with the most people who live to 100+.

The first 4 sections share recipes from tiny regions in Italy, Greece, Japan, and Costa Rica.

As I scanned these chapters, I wanted to hop to the kitchen and start cooking. I was actually hankering for these simple meals made from "peasant" ingredients like beans, rice, sweet potatoes, garden veggies, and herbs foraged from the mountainside.

This is what had me salivating: Cabbage and Sun-Dried Tomato Sauté, Black Bean and Potato Soup, Sweet Potato and Onion Hash, Lentil Salad with Garlic and Herbs. Yum.

Maybe the guy is just a great cookbook writer. But considering how basic and vegetarian these recipes are, they sound delicious.

Then the final section featured recipes from a group of Seventh Day Adventists who live in Loma Linda, California. They're mostly vegan and live on average 10 years longer than their meat-eating neighbors in Southern California.

The recipes were a turn-off for me, though. Things like Walnut "Meat" Loaf, Veggie No-Meat Balls, No-Tuna Tuna Salad. Not appealing.

Nothing against the Seventh Day Adventists. The food is probably tasty, but I'm instantly turned off by them. Meat wanna-bes don't do it for me.

I'll happily eat a good vegetarian meal any day, especially if there are plenty of carbs, but I have no respect for food that pretends to be something it's not.

Same goes for your marketing.

Inauthenticity comes across like a TLT — that is, Tempeh Lettuce & Tomato — Sandwich. It'll never be as good as a BLT.

Even though you provide great service to your clients, your marketing fails when you don't present yourself as YOU, in all your rice-and-beans glory.

How does this mess with you and your business (and your happiness and life satisfaction)?

  • For starters, you have a hell of a time coming up with blog posts. You haven't written one in a month and a half, even though you told yourself you'd post every week.

  • You've been meaning to rewrite your website for the past year, but it's still hanging over your head.

  • You have this annoying worry that people who read your marketing are thinking, 'She doesn't know what she's talking about.'

  • You're overwhelmed, and you feel less than your perceived competitors.

When you're feeling like an imposter — like a Tofu Chocolate Mousse will next to the real deal — talk to me.

I'll help you figure out what you want from your business, what you do so well, and how to convey it à la Sardinian Summer Pasta with Fresh Tomato and Basil.

Let's get cooking!

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